1. Kelmet Zaki ya3ni ghabi, Ma Badry ma3naha met2akhar w sada2tak ya3ni kazab

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2. When you receive a SMS from your phone provider saying you’ve consumed 100% of your “baka”

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3. The fact that you have to pay 150 pounds for just putting your butt on a chair in a café

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4. When you have to tip the bathroom attendant for giving you tissue paper

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5. The army of taxi drivers that attack you when you leave the airport

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6. Lama nekhalas 3elbet el shampoo lazem nemlaha maya w nerogaha

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7. Downloading a movie needs 24 hours of preparation

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8. The random guy that tries to help you park in the street

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9. When the pharmacist puts your pads in a black garbage bag or wraps it in newspaper

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10. How we always seem to lose the remote control

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11. The fact that we can never keep the slippers upside down on the floor

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12. How we keep pregnancy a secret until the woman is about to POP

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13. Having to constantly hear the phrase “wel bawab hayefteker eh?” Why do I care what the bawab thinks? Is the bawab my dad?

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14. When you ask for directions and they don’t know, they’ll never admit it, they’ll say “yemeen f shemal f tani yemeen” ay ta7weer w khalas

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