1. Kelmet Zaki ya3ni ghabi, Ma Badry ma3naha met2akhar w sada2tak ya3ni kazab
2. When you receive a SMS from your phone provider saying you’ve consumed 100% of your “baka”
3. The fact that you have to pay 150 pounds for just putting your butt on a chair in a café
4. When you have to tip the bathroom attendant for giving you tissue paper
5. The army of taxi drivers that attack you when you leave the airport
6. Lama nekhalas 3elbet el shampoo lazem nemlaha maya w nerogaha
7. Downloading a movie needs 24 hours of preparation
8. The random guy that tries to help you park in the street
9. When the pharmacist puts your pads in a black garbage bag or wraps it in newspaper
10. How we always seem to lose the remote control
11. The fact that we can never keep the slippers upside down on the floor
12. How we keep pregnancy a secret until the woman is about to POP
13. Having to constantly hear the phrase “wel bawab hayefteker eh?” Why do I care what the bawab thinks? Is the bawab my dad?
14. When you ask for directions and they don’t know, they’ll never admit it, they’ll say “yemeen f shemal f tani yemeen” ay ta7weer w khalas
