1. You Don’t Have To Buy Gifts

After the dollar price surge, even the most basic of gifts, a nutella jar, is worth approximately 150 LE and 5 ounces of your soul. Lets all take a moment of silence for the ones who are going for an elaborate gift.

When you’re single however, all you have to worry about is what movie you’re going to stream. Actually, you’re also going to worry about that nutella jar. There’s a very good chance it’s going to be your date for the night.


  1. You Can Wear Red All You Want

Anyone who wears red on Valentine has the whole place making fun of them. That is, until we go and sit alone on a table. Then everyone is going to feel sorry instead.Win win.


  1. No need to worry about reservations

Because your living room is always open, amirite.


  1. Crying burns around 1.4 calories per minute.


Not that we’d be crying or anything. Just a random tip.


  1. You have a day for you.

On a more serious note though, Valentine’s should be renamed into “pamper yo self” day. It’s the only day you can spend a fortune on makeup, spa reservations and food without feeling guilty.